June 4th, 2008
Sandwiches in Japan?
Ever have one of those times where someone says something or asks you a question and while you know all of the words in the sentence, you have no idea what they are saying? I remember once when my dad asked my girlfriend if there were sandwiches in Japan and she did not respond right away. It’s not that she did not understand English, it’s just such a weird thing to ask that she didn’t really understand what he was getting at (actually, none of us understood what he was getting at).
Anyway, there is a column in the Calendar section in the LA Times called “Bridge” where the author gives hints about playing the game of the same name. The column might as well be written in a foreign language. Here is an example from today’s LA times:
Today’s declarer refused the first trick, and West shifted to a diamond. South captured East’s king and cashed two trumps. When West threw a spade, South had a trump loser and had to worry about his fourth club.
I understand all of the words individually, but I have no idea what that means. It’s like asking if there are sandwiches in Japan.